I feel I may drown in a sea full of Legos
where Pirates and see eels abound.
I find myself strapped on the wings of a Nerf bullet
flying here and there all around.
Bodily gases arise in discussion
in always a humorous way!
Little boys laugh at the brink of disaster,
when things falter or tumble or sway.
Bits of puff cereal stuck on my sock,
You never know what you may find.
Walking through my house on any given day
Step carefully before you unwind!
My laundry basket is now on the couch
poised for a basketball dunk.
The dish soap is missing, there’s chips in the chair
and who knows what other junk!
My two little boys are amazing weird creatures
On my toes they keep me each day.
In a pirate’s world there are many adventures
Keep me off the plank Lord I pray!