Ok….so I get up this morning, turn on the computer, sign in to instant messenger, and this message pops up:
sent 4/24/2008 1:12 AM:
Ok im layin in bed and everyone is asleep and i dnt think the computers even on but i was just seein if youd get this 🙂
**pAm**
My thought at this point……”Awwww, my daughter is thinking of me in the middle of the night!”
I read on…
sent 4/24/2008 1:12 AM:
Its 1 in tha mornin and i cant sleep cha cha cha
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:14 AM:
On a more serious note….kenya just talked in her sleep
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:14 AM:
So did craig when i was in the bathroom earlier
**pAm**
Then…..ta daaaaaa….this BIG announcement:
sent 4/24/2008 1:15 AM:
Im gettin up early tomoro…like 7.so be impresssed
**pAm**
(It’s 9:00 AM right now — she’s still asleep.)
sent 4/24/2008 1:15 AM:
Toast.
**pAm**
What does that mean? Is she ordering breakfast?!
Then, there’s this:
sent 4/24/2008 1:17 AM:
So …..wat are you doin friday Nite? Cuz i mean we could go catch a movie?…if not thats cool im just sayin…you no…if your not doin anything and
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:18 AM:
Im not then why not meet up and eat some spaghetti and watch a film?
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:18 AM:
I mean no pressure.just let me know if you want to. Or dont i mean its up to you really.
**pAm**
Um…..WOW! She’s thinking of me in the middle of the night AND she’s inviting me out to a movie and dinner?!! —Some Mom and daughter time?! (Getting excited) WOW!
Unfortunately, the next several messages begin to slowly evolve into more conversation about the plan, but I quickly realize that she is “pulling my leg” and is pretending to be talking to someone else 😦 Very funny. Verrrrry funny.
sent 4/24/2008 1:22 AM:
Hmmmm…well then. Thats awkward.
**pAm**
Yeah….very funny.
Then, if you can imagine, it gets “better”…more random comments:
sent 4/24/2008 1:23 AM:
U L G Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:25 AM:
Ha you thought i wasnt gonna text anymore…WELL THINK AGAIN AQUAMAN
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:27 AM:
You know what would be funny?
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:27 AM:
Idk im askin you..
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:29 AM:
Im jus livin the thuug life poppin the colla..got my mouf lookin sumthin like a disco Bawl.im feeln so jus get that dirt off ya shoulda
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:31 AM:
Walk it out …wah bruh yuh yuh yuh dis is da way
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:31 AM:
Yea and i have no idea wat any of that meant…i tryed to hard
**pAm**
Um…pray for us y’all. Is this the first sign of multiple personality disorder? Does it start with text messaging? “Rapper” then “Valley Girl”:
sent 4/24/2008 1:33 AM:
SO ANA WAY there i was like there just like Idk like omg like gosh i dnt even know but like he like just blew me off like ugh
**pAm**
Getting near the end….she realizes that she is laying on a flat board:
sent 4/24/2008 1:34 AM:
Idk but someday im gonna find that hole in this airmattress cuz its already halfway deflated
**pAm**
(There’s a story behind this. When she came home from college, I tried to get her to buy a real mattress, but she wanted the fancy blow up version from Wal-Mart instead. Since then, a hole has appeared and she has been unable to find it.
She should have listened to her Mom, huh?!! )
It goes on:
sent 4/24/2008 1:36 AM:
Ya i just realized why i wasnt bein able to sleep! My fan was off! I turned it on no worries now those molecules arent stuffin my face
**pAm**
Read her air molecule theory here.
Apparently at this point, the fan goes on, she can breathe and gets all excited:
sent 4/24/2008 1:37 AM:
Hallejuyer.
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:38 AM:
Put the phone on the hook! I sed…put the phone on the hook liddle girl.stop poppin that gum liddle girl.stop poppin that gum.
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:39 AM:
Call de po po!
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:41 AM:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
**pAm**
sent 4/24/2008 1:42 AM:
i feel good.
**pAm**
Whew! I feel a little better now. Maybe it’s not multiple personalities. It’s just “Lack of Oxygen”. Somebody remind me to get her another fan, please.
Last message:
sent 4/24/2008 1:43 AM:
Hi mom. (if your even getting this i dont even know)