A Cure for Coffin.

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.  


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket

clapping clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP…

The terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…


(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)




The coffin stops.

We’re “coffin” around here today, so I thought you would enjoy this little story!  Please pray for Kenneth.  He is down with bronchitis right now — took off work today (Tues), and will be here tomorrow too (which is VERY rare for him to take off sick).  Also, both girls have some mild symptoms, and the four year old is coughing as I type this post.  😦  Guess I had better get the cough syrup ready…




Filed under Anyone got a Kleenex?, Children, Coughing, Family, God, Health, Humor

2 responses to “A Cure for Coffin.

  1. Did you make that up?
    Sorry to hear that some at your house are under the weather. I hope that everyone is better by tomorrow night.

  2. sillyspring

    loved it! shared it with the guys!!!!
    we will pray that everyone recovers quickly!
    you are very silly!!!

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